If your horse starts to stray, you can just throw a rope around his neck.
You can see to it that your horse is well groomed.
Once you break a horse, he stays obedient.
A horse can understand why you would want to buy shoes in sets of 4.
Horses are into "stable" relationships.
You can have horses gelded, and they hardly seem to notice.
A horse would rather munch his wild oats than sow them.
You can lead a horse to water, but a man will insist on driving and getting you hopelessly lost.
I can attest to this one, I would insist that my late stop at a gas station so that I could ask for directions...
Any man, would have to admit that, next to a horse, he feels somehow...inadequate.
There are plenty of good horses to go around.