Friday, March 6, 2009

Top 10 Reasons Why A Horse Is Better Than A Man...

If your horse starts to stray, you can just throw a rope around his neck.

You can see to it that your horse is well groomed.

Once you break a horse, he stays obedient.

A horse can understand why you would want to buy shoes in sets of 4.

Horses are into "stable" relationships.

You can have horses gelded, and they hardly seem to notice.

A horse would rather munch his wild oats than sow them.

You can lead a horse to water, but a man will insist on driving and getting you hopelessly lost.
I can attest to this one, I would insist that my late stop at a gas station so that I could ask for directions...
Any man, would have to admit that, next to a horse, he feels somehow...inadequate.

There are plenty of good horses to go around.


Eyes said...


Z said...

I'm NOT supposed to throw a rope around Mr. Z's neck? ruhroh!

This reminded me of "You can always tell a German...but you can't tell him MUCH!"

cute Post here...thanks!!!

Love, Whinnie

The Merry Widow said...

Z-I have a refrigerator magnet that has this I copied it seemed appropriate...btw, TabU says you're kinky...;-}
Eyes-It was fun! LOL!


Always On Watch said...

I should print this out in large font and give it to Mr. AOW. He deserves to be, um, reminded as to who's in charge here.

The Merry Widow said...

And how he could be replaced?

By a good horse??????


heidianne jackson said...

this is great - mr. j doesn't find it nearly as humorous as I...

The Merry Widow said...

Which is why I ONLY sent it to the ladies I know...not the men...

No sense of humor.

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